Bodybuilder. Well, not really but this is funny. (Email readers will need to navigate directly to the blog to see these videos).
If you are a Bodybuilder or Figure competitor, no doubt you have seen this, it has been all over Facebook for weeks. But, there are some folks who don't get sucked into the social media websites and who may not be Bodybuilders or Figure competitors.
These two videos are so accurate it is hysterical. The person who created them is either a Bodybuilder or lives with one.
Are there any inaccuracies? A few, for instance, posing trunks may only cost $50.00 but a custom suit for a Figure competitor starts about $350.00 and goes way, way up. I have one, some people get a new one each show (yeah, I know, I just don't have the money to burn like that).
The suit I am wearing in the picture above? $380.00 and then, I decided I didn't like the first bottom that I had made, so had a smaller one made and that set me back $160.00.
These are not swim suits, they are custom made to fit you very tightly, and show off your physique. The material is velvet with sparkles in the fabric, and then rhinestones set into the fabric, those stones don't pop off, and if they do, the person who made the suit shouldn't be in business.
I can pose in a swim suit and look like a different person in my competition suit, it does wonders!
The farting from the egg whites, ummm I don't believe I experience that.
This is even accurate about the $100.00 fee to the National Physique Committee (or other similar organization) just to be a member who can pay to enter a competition. Here is a picture of my 2011 membership envelope, just about ready to be mailed in.
The cost to do all this is crazy, and sometimes I wonder why I do it. Now, I realize, that I will never be a model, or a supplement spokesperson, or famous. That's not what motivates me, hell I am going to be 50 years old in April, I am thrilled just to look the way I do.
There are some women I know who do think they will be discovered doing this and then become famous, and I support them 100%, but it is like the poor kid from the projects who dreams of becoming an NBA star, it just doesn't happen to that many people.
For most of us, it is a hobby, and like most hobbies, it gets expensive.
This also brings up a lot of good points about the bad part of competing. You cannot go out and enjoy restaurant foods, you do have to go to bed early, get up early to train, or train late.
Pack your food everywhere you go, limit your foods at times to a very few things.
Pay $150.00 for a spray tan that turns you very dark for one day, pose nearly naked on stage (this doesn't bother me, or most people with a great physique though), stand around backstage and hours for hours and what do you get?
A plastic trophy..
But there are so many rewards, and that will definitely be another post!